Posts Tagged ‘dating’

Dating “Third Grade” Style

15Jan09

This one is by personal request from a new friend. She stares at her phone for the second day of his silence and checks for the hundredth time to see if, by some chance, she has missed his call. Surely enough, the last call from his cell was received thirty minutes prior to what she [...]


Filed under: Icky Love Stuff   |  2 Comments
Tags: , , ,

Dating Double-Dippers

09Jan09

You might think I wrote this one about you. I did not. Just off the top of my head 6 different friends come to mind that I’ve seen habitually go through this and I am not going to single anyone out here. This is just something that has come up in my conversations a LOT [...]


Filed under: Icky Love Stuff   |  4 Comments
Tags: , , , , ,

Don’t Date The Mommy!!!

01Dec08

Not too long ago I almost spat in the face of an anorexic, blonde wench that lived next door to me. I don’t remember what exactly she said that nearly sent my hand flying at her face, but it was something to the effect of, “I hope you find someone that will marry you, since [...]


Filed under: Icky Love Stuff   |  Leave a Comment
Tags: , , , ,

The Wonders of Online Dating in MySpace

11Nov08

**Originally Posted for my MySpace Blog. If you’re not my Myspace friend find me at www.myspace.com/mrshutt** Well, I’ve promised this blog to a few people so here it is. Since the day that my MySpace relationship status changed to Single, I’ve gotten some interesting friend requests and it got me wondering, “are there only weirdos [...]


Filed under: Icky Love Stuff   |  Leave a Comment
Tags: , , , ,

Straight Gangsta

06Nov08

So I was in line at the store the other day to buy my kid some medicine. There was this guy in line with me. 6’5 probably, 110 pounds, red hair, dressed like Lil Wayne. I half expected his 3X t-shirt to have “Straight Gangsta” written on it in rhinestones. He looked down at me [...]


Filed under: Life Ramblings   |  Leave a Comment
Tags: ,
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.