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Bloody Life Lessons

“I believe I can do things people think are impossible,” is a quote I read today from the UFC Middleweight Champion, Anderson Silva.  I’ve been doing my homework on this guy simply to try and find out what universe he fell out of.  They SAY he’s from Brazil, but if you saw the bout last night with Chael Sonnen, I’m sure you would agree with me that this guy is clearly NOT human. 

While this blog is not intended to be about mixed martial arts, it has been on my mind all day, so please bear with me. 

If you’re not a fan, let me give a brief back story.  Silva has the longest winning streak in UFC history.  He has not only defeated his last 11 opponents, he has embarrassed them.  The Spider, as he is called, moves like smoke around the octagon anticipating and countering his opponent’s moves seemingly before they are ever even contemplated.  He’s fascinating to watch.  The dude is a freak.

Well, enter Chael Sonnen – a hot little Billy Badass who says he’s going to “Retire the Spider.”  This guy talked so much crap about this fight that a lot of the MMA world began to wonder if he might just be suicidal.  I’m sure at some point Dana White said, “Thank God we’re on PPV after the kiddies go to bed.  This is going to get ugly.”  Sure, Sonnen is a great fighter but like I said, Silva is a freak.

About a minute into the first round, every jaw in the UFC dropped as Sonnen sent The Spider to the mat.  Silva was flat on his back and being relentlessly pounded in the skull.  At one point, Chael was clanging imaginary cymbals against the champion’s temples.  It was excruciating to watch.  This went on for four and a half, five minute rounds.   At the sound of each bell, the champ pulled himself up, washed out his mouth, took a few deep breaths and jumped back in for more punishment.  Chael Sonnen lived up to his trash talk and handed Anderson Silva his ass… right up until round five.

And The Spider caught his prey in this tangled web:

One of my best friends and I were lounging in the pool together today, rehashing some of the hell I’ve lived through in my short 29 years here on Earth.  She looked at me, shook her head and said, “I don’t know how you’ve survived everything you have and still have any kind of faith left.”  Maybe I should’ve taken a cue from The Spider and answered, “I believe I can do things that people think are impossible.”

The first time I went down for the count, I was seventeen.  Round two ended in my early twenties.  My husband’s death wrapped up round three in 2008.  Having my heart stomped on earlier this year is hopefully then end of round four.  Round five has begun and mark my words… when the bell rings this time, the champ is going to come out on top!

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This Blog Is Better Than Yours

After months of making fun of my sister and other relatives for playing Farm Town on Facebook, I signed up and started farming.  Not only did this cost me the exclusive rights to my Badass Card, it gained me a place at the head of a shameful dining table.  “CROW: It’s what’s for dinner.” 

Farm Town has taught me something surprising about myself.  Which brings me to the point of this blog… 

I think I might be a little too competitive.

Wholeheartedly I believe that a (somewhat) competitive spirit is a healthy thing.  However, I have decided that you cross the line from “healthy” into “whack-job” when you find yourself losing sleep and neglecting your children over harvesting, plowing and planting virtual crops.  Tonight, I realize that I am most certainly in the realm of “whack-job.”  I am fiercely competing in a race that has no finish line as there is no end of Farm Town.  There are no prizes, blue ribbons or “Green Wizard” crowns to be gained to show off my gardening glory.  The only satisfaction I’ve gained is the knowledge that I surpassed my sister in experience levels in a millifraction of the time that she’s been playing the game.  This only goes to prove what a LOSER I really am.  Do you see the irony? It’s really too bad that I can’t feed my kids with all these crops… they’re starting to look a little thin. 

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eL. The Deranged Competitor does exist outside of Farm Town. Four days a week I swim a mile and a half at the YMCA pool.  Not only do I have to beat my own time from the day before, God forbid there be anyone else in the water.  On Friday I caught myself racing a 73 year old hip replacement patient who was WATER WALKING in the shallow end.  I stopped mid-stroke and nearly drowned laughing at myself when I realized I was checking his position in my peripheral vision.  You just never he know, he might take off and sprint to the wall!

My children are starting to figure out something is wrong with their mom.  My daughter made the mistake of telling me that a few of the kids in her class play a game to see who’s mom will show up in the car rider line first.  Guess who’s won every day since?  This week, my son groaned from his car seat.  “Mom, when is Canaan coming out?  We’ve been here forever.”  We were 45 minutes early.

Like I said, I do believe that competition is healthy.  It gives us drive and ambition to be better than ourselves… as well as all the losers around us.  (See, I told you I have a problem.)  It could be that the lack of competition is the cause of our society’s sick sense of entitlement.  I’ve done a lot of ranting and raving about that lately.  There are too many people in this country that don’t have a drive to do anything except to collect a welfare check and hide from collection agencies. 

Now… if I can only find a way to make real money harvesting in Farm Town.  Maybe I should give farming a chance in the real world?  Wonder what kind of price I can get at the market for dandelions and thistles.

“I don’t know anything that builds the will to win better than competitive sports.” – Richard Nixon
… and Richard Nixon knows about competition, right?

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